Up a buttcrack, Jiyong slapped his rock. He had been busy with the rock for hours and now wanted nothing more than a leaking cuddle or a foul massage from his lover Tabi.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his oozing Tabi appeared at the door, grinning closely.
“Put down the rock,” Tabi said loosely. “Unless you want me to slap that rock on your titty.”
Jiyong put down the rock. He was hairy. He had never seen Tabi so wet before and it made him blue.
Tabi picked up the rock, then withdrew a cats from his booty. “Don’t be so hairy,” Tabi said with a wet grimace. “A bootyfish bit my left nostril this morning, and everything became bad-smelling. Now with this rock and this cats I can loosely rule the world!”
Jiyong clutched his moist left nostril dumbly. This was his lover, his oozing Tabi, now staring at him with a wet booty.
“Fight it!” Jiyong shouted. “The bootyfish just wants the rock for his own oozing devices! He doesn’t love you, not the leaking way I do!”
Jiyong could see Tabi trembling dumbly. Jiyong reached out his titty and touched Tabi’s booty loosely. He was oozing, so oozing, but he knew only his moist love for Tabi would break the bootyfish’s spell.
Sure enough, Tabi dropped the rock with a thunk. “Oh, Jiyong,” he squealed. “I’m so leaking, can you ever forgive me?”
But Jiyong had already moved up a buttcrack. Like a giant clown that took a dump all over times square, he pressed his titty into Tabi’s booty. And as they fell together in a bad-smelling fit of love, the rock lay on the floor, blue and forgotten.
ronnie i think i peed my pants oh my god
I AM WHEEZING I CAN’T STOP CRYING I NEED HELP
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OW JESUS CHRIST I I THINK I LAUGHED OUT SOME RBRAIN FLUIODSFOLOG
the apartments are super tiny in tokyo lol. Like the whole apartment is probably the size of a standard living room, maybe less. There’s a lot of students in tokyo and they live there because it’s a bit cheaper. sometimes.
Aaah okay that makes sense. that just completely blew my mind that that many people could live in one area.
Washing ones hands for a medical procedure wasn’t common until some dude (forgot his name, I believe he was German) discovered that women giving birth were more likely to die without the person washing their hands. AND EVEN THOUGH HE RELEASED HIS FINDINGS AND WAS PUBLISHED, THIS SHIT DIDN’T CATCH ON UNTIL 20 YEARS AFTER IT WAS WRITTEN.